StrangeLove Skateboards
StrangeLove Pack #18 / Stickers / Fruitcake
Regular price
$20.00
- New Header Card
- One 3mm 5x9 Polyethylene Bag
- Two Staples
- 12 All-New Stickers
- Satire
- Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
- Product Description: Microplastics. Do you harbor excessive fears about their existence? Not only in nature but within your very body itself? It's true, you know. Science has determined that most humans born after the dawn of Dow and all the other fantastic plastic manufacturers now have microplastics coursing throughout their veins. And if that's the case, what are the odds that mothers pass these very synthetic bits 'n' bobs to babies gestating within them? If you placed all your money on red, consider yourself a winner, because the cold, hard, scientific fact is an absolute hell yes, as determined by picking about in placentas and discovering these li'l forever friends horrifyingly harbored within. —Cliver
